December 2011
Go OD somewhere plz
Anonymous asked: Post a topless Tuesday
*I've honestly never seen this movie but there was a clip from it on The Daily Show and I laughed*
Man: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Man: No, I mean a large.
Woman: He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Barista: Venti is large.
Man: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large. Grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.